Okay... I don't know quite what happened.... it was so fast.... I just know that... Well, here is what I remember ( Read more... )

Okay... Alright...

I know what has been living in my house. And it isn't pretty. Not at all, un. Not at all.

IT'S A FUCKING CHINCILLA. A CHINCHILLA, yeah.

I HATE CHINCHILLAS!!!!

Like, what was God thinking when he made those things? 'Oh! I need to make another animal.... hmm.. I know! Let's make one that looks like an oversized rat with a bad ( Read more... )

I think there might be something living in my apartment. I hear it crawling around at night but I never see it. Mind you, I can't see the floor either, un. (because of all the clothes... yeah...) BUT IT'S THERE. Believe me. And it's started to eat all the carcases Jashin has left on my doorstep. Which is disturbing ( Read more... )